That girl... the one that has dinner at five ... but at 10 pm wants a "snack"... and she says... "oh 0% Greek yogurt with no sugar and some berries will be perfect ." (what???). Who is she??? Not me ever.
Is she a MYTH... or some health nut? .. what? no Cheetos? Cheese-its or Doritos? Because even movie butter microwave popcorn is the fatty salty crunch of the night, right? But no fat? No Sugar? #dreamkiller #bitch
I swear ... yes... on this night of May 4, 2018 that woman was me. I swear.
But seriously, I truly craved it more than any salty, fatty, sugary snack. (My only defense or reasoning is that I was watching a live fashion show and wanting to "own" a pencil skirt..)
So I made it.
.
I tasted it..
The bitterish greek yogurt... and I think "...um ...I will add a packet of blue sugar"... Blue SUGAR Pack???? ( I usually deplore and preach mean things about it from my soap box and furthermore I did not EVEN bring this little packet into my own household).
That was a decent addition... but I needed CORRUPTION.
Oh so yeah I added the "Granola...."
Aka...granola = oatmeal cookies gone flat.
This is a true story... that turned out beautiful #godblessthecookies
*(1, 2 and 3 (Nikon).. photo 4 is iPhone).
I feel your pain!
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